Mailroom to be back on track soon – 09.23.08


Providence, Rhode Island—While many students have received late packages and had to wait in long lines to trade in their blue slips recently, the mail room expects to be caught up on orders by Wednesday.

"Currently, the mail services staff is processing the packages delivered on Saturday and this morning, and expects to be completely back on track by Wednesday of this week," said Elizabeth Gentry, assistant vice president of financial and administrative services, which oversees mailservices.

Regular mail continues to be sorted and placed in mailboxes as it arrives, but the processing of packages - including the recording and writing of mailbox notifications - has been delayed because of the move across the street, Gentry said.

"The complications of the move so close to the start of the semester and the ongoing construction added a dimension of complexity that was not well understood initially," Gentry wrote in an e-mail to The Herald. "This made establishing a smooth processing system in a new physical environment that much more complicated."

Five temporary mail clerks and a student worker have been hired, while a staffer from Gentry's office was relocated temporarily to aid the usual 16-person mail room staff, which has logged overtime to address the problem, Gentry said.

There are about 5,800 student mailboxes and another 500 faculty and administration boxes currently in use.

Maribel Oliveras, office assistant to the literary arts pProgram, is in charge of picking up and dropping off all mail items for the program's mailbox.

"We usually just get letters, but we've had no trouble with package deliveries so far," Oliveras said.

But Meleha Ahmad '11, who ordered four posters online three weeks ago, did not receive her package until Monday morning.

"Oh, my God. This is the fourth time I've come here to get this," Ahmad said. "They kept telling me they couldn't find it."

Like Ahmad, the girl behind her in line was also told to come back later in the day to pick up a package that apparently had not yet been sorted. But others have had better luck.

Alejandra Ceja '12 said she only had to wait about five to 10 minutes in line to pick up her package - books she ordered online about two weeks ago.

"This line usually takes longer than the yellow slip line for some reason," she said, referring to the window that provides deliveries from shipping companies like United Parcel Service and Federal Express.

Scotty Carroll '11 started at the back of the line Monday at noon and also only had to wait 10 minutes for his package delivery.

Carroll said he didn't mind the wait because it gave him time to take in his surroundings.

"Having everything in one building like this is convenient, but it reminds me a lot of a state university," Carroll said. "One of the reasons I came to Brown was because of its old-school feel, which is something the old mailboxes really captured."

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51 Take New Humanities Courses – 09.16.08


Providence, Rhode Island — Browsing this year's course catalog, many students may have noticed the five classes marked HMAN. These Humanities seminars are being offered by the Cogut Center for the Humanities and are new this fall. Fifty-one students have already enrolled in them this semester, with one class exceeding the 20-student cap.

"We're all very excited about them," said Michael Steinberg, director of the Cogut Center. The center, founded in 2003 and named for Craig Cogut '75 and his wife, aims to support collaborative research among scholars in the humanities, according to the center's Web site.

This year the center released its usual list of graduate fellows and also named four undergraduate fellows.

One of the fellows, Zohar Atkins '10, said he first heard of the center when he began attending some of their big events and lectures, but continued his involvement by attending weekly Cogut Fellows Seminars where graduate fellows discuss the progress of their work. "I liked the idea of engaging in intellectual discussion across disciplines with people who hold not only expertise, but passion," he said.

The HMAN seminars cover a broad range of fields, are taught by professors from various departments, and are available to all juniors and seniors. Professors had to formally apply to teach these courses so the Center could ensure the classes would be unique and interdisciplinary in their approach, Steinberg said.

"We asked people to be creative and experimental in what they teach," Steinberg said. "After this semester the professors will go back to their own departments with new material, while students will have been exposed to something completely new to them."

In the case of Assistant Professor of History Vazira Zamindar, her course entitled HMAN 1970F: "Visualizing History: The Politics of Material Culture in Modern South Asia" is a direct representation of her current research.

"My research deals with the history of archaeology in 19th and 20th century South Asia, specifically British India," Zamindar said.

Besides getting continual feedback on her work, she said another reason she wanted to teach a humanities course was because it would allow her to interact with students outside of her own discipline.

Sheela Krishnan '10 is a Human Biology concentrator currently enrolled in Zamindar's class, who came upon the course by chance when looking up classes.

"There's only one other class on South Asia being offered this semester and I really wanted to take something dealing with the area because of my personal interest and history," said Krishnan, who identifies as South Asian.

Krishnan is taking the course even though it doesn't give her credit towards her concentration. Because the Cogut Center is not its own department, however, students can talk to the department in which they are concentrating to get the new courses cross-listed.

History of Art and Architecture concentrator Emily Silverman '09 said she will take advantage of this opportunity. "I've already been talking to my concentration advisor about cross-listing this course to get credit for my major. All I have to do now is send him a copy of the syllabus for approval," she said.

Silverman, who usually studies European and Renaissance art, said she was initially attracted to the course because it would be something unfamiliar to her.

"I have no background in South Asian art whatsoever, but that's what makes it so interesting," she said.

The other Humanities courses offered this semester are: HMAN 1970A: "Eating Cultures: Food and Society" by Associate Professor of American Civilization Matthew Garcia, HMAN 1970G: "A History of Humanness: Scientific and Popular Cultures in the 20th Century United States" by Visiting Assistant Professor of the Humanities Megan Glick, HMAN 1970H: "Specters of Comparison" by Visiting Assistant Professor of the Humanities Nergis Erturk and HMAN 1970K: "The Origins and Contours of American Nationalism, 1780-1900" by Associate Professor of History Michael Vorenberg.

Though Steinberg said there would never be a Humanities concentration, the classes will continue to be offered in future years.

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BTV — returning soon to a TV near you? 09.09.08


Providence, Rhode Island — Many Brown students have not been able to enjoy the programming of Brown Television, instead accustomed to seeing a blank screen as they flip past channel nine on IPTV.

But a note flashing on the channel recently provided hope that the station may soon be revived: "BTV will be coming back soon."

Jad Joseph '10 and David Notis '10 inherited BTV from its former managers, Elizabeth Backup '08 and Kevin Volk '08, after being the only two present at a meeting held at the end of their freshmen year.

"When we got to the meeting, we realized how bad things really were, but thought it would be fun to get involved," Notis said. "It was harder than we thought."

Doug Liman '88, a Hollywood director and producer, founded BTV in 1987 to encourage and showcase student-made content on campus.

But while Liman, director of "The Bourne Identity," is now a big name in Hollywood, BTV has been off the air for the last two years.

Efforts to relaunch the channel were taken up once more when two Brown Film Production members, Roman Gonzalez '11 and Herald Comic Artist Joe Larios '10, decided they needed better equipment to make their films.

The two approached Joseph and Notis hoping that their combined efforts could benefit the station, Gonzalez said. The four students now compose the first BTV executive board since the station went off the air.

With help from other BFP members, the new leaders cleaned up the old studio on the third floor of Faunce House, cataloged all equipment and drafted a budget proposal to submit to the Undergraduate Finance Board.

In April, UFB approved approximately $5,000 for use by BTV, a Category III group, under the presumption that the network would run more student-produced shows, said former UFB Representative Drew Madden '10.

Having purchased a new High Definition video camera and other necessary equipment - all currently on order - Gonzalez said BTV would go on air within a few weeks.

Notis and Joseph both said there was no exact date for the relaunch, but that they would go ahead with it when they had more student programming and had digitized more of the videos they already had in stock.

BTV content will primarily be composed of campus events including lectures, dance and theater productions, fraternity events and any other quality videos produced by students, Notis said.

"We want BTV to eventually become a community of people who come together to make films and TV shows on campus," Joseph said.

The original reason he signed up for BTV was because he had an idea for a show and wanted the resources to create and air it, he said.

Now, Joseph, along with the others involved, will give students on campus the opportunity and the resources to produce and air original shows and films, by accepting students' proposals and helping them with production.

This coming Sunday, the studios will open their doors to the 100 to 150 students who showed interest in becoming a part of this group at the activities fair held last week.

Some informal talk of collaboration between BTV and the Janus Forum has already been established to show lectures and conferences, Notis said.

The Brown Noser is another organization that has shown great interest in collaborating, Gonzalez said.

"I don't know what the viewership will be, but it's no skin off our backs to put videos we're already making for our Web site on television," said Mitch Moranis '10, editor emeritus for the Brown Noser.

Longer materials - 30-minute comedy shorts or a daily morning news show with a comedic twist - are also a possibility, he added.

Ricky Gresh, director of student activities, has been the primary University adviser for BTV leadership throughout the process. He said they will have to anticipate finding a different location for the studio once Faunce closes its doors for renovations this year.

While issues may arise in the process, Gresh said efforts by BTV leadership to relaunch BTV have been substantial.

"This is actually going to happen and we're really open to any suggestions, ideas or input of any kind," Notis said.

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Well, there are some requirements... - 07.21.08


Providence, Rhode Island—The Class of 2012 may prove to be the University's most diverse class yet. But no matter where they hail from, all incoming first-years have the same summer assignment: to read "The Places In Between, " a book by Rory Stewart, and write a letter to their academic advisers based upon it.

In "Places," Stewart, a Scottish journalist, recounts his experience traveling through a post-Sept. 11 Afghanistan. Dean of the College Katherine Bergeron chose the book.

"This book will get them thinking about their own journey," said Ann Gaylin, associate dean of first-year and sophomore studies, who is new to the University this year.

The book was much welcomed by Virginia native Misha Desai '12, who said "Places" is one of his "favorite books of all time."

Having read the book about two years ago, Desai said he views Stewart as a "19th-century hero in the flesh" and even tried contacting him by sending letters to his home in Kabul, Afghanistan, asking for advice on what to study in college.

Desai's question may be answered sooner than he expected - with Stewart scheduled to speak on campus in October.

"It's moments like that when I know I picked the right school," Desai said.

Ora Star Boncore '12, also from Virginia, said she wasn't surprised at being assigned summer reading because it's something she's lived with since the fourth grade. Even so, she was "a little confused" about how discussions would be organized without requiring students to enroll in a particular class.

But Boncore, like the rest of her class, received a copy of the book in July, along with a letter from Bergeron explaining that discussion sessions led by faculty would take place during the week of Orientation.

Araceli Mendez '12, from Texas, said she is excited to hear everyone else's opinions about the book.

From what she has read so far, Mendez said the book has already taught her to listen to and learn from others even when their ideas and customs may conflict with her own.

Opening dialogue between students and Brown faculty is another goal administrators hope to achieve through the summer reading assignment. In her letter, Bergeron asked incoming first year students to tell their advisers about the "academic path" they wish to take at Brown.

"Some students have said that they would like to have more meaningful relationships with their advisers," Gaylin said. "Incorporating the book in the letter to their adviser will allow the advisor to see how the student thinks even before they meet, as well as giving them something to talk about."

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Swedish Classes to Leave with Instructor – 03.14.08


Providence, RI—While Brown students could choose from 24 foreign languages when picking classes this year, there may be one missing from that list in the fall - Swedish.

Brown currently offers four beginning and intermediate Swedish classes through the German department. Ann Weinstein, coordinator of the Swedish program, has been teaching the language at Brown since 1982, but has decided to retire at the end of this academic year.

"Several years ago it was decided that at my retirement Swedish would be discontinued," the 67-year-old instructor wrote in an e-mail that her husband, Professor of Comparative Literature Arnold Weinstein, provided to The Herald. "These very small programs are vulnerable. I am sad Swedish will no longer be available."

Katherine Goodman, a professor of German studies who chairs the department, wrote in an e-mail that "the decision was not made by the Department of German Studies alone."

The change "was based on a number of complex issues which include the shifting needs of students for foreign language study," said Goodman, though she did not identify what those needs were.

Anne Weinstein serves as the head instructor for all of the Swedish classes. But her husband, Arnold Weinstein, who has taught at Stockholm University, said he often assists her in class.

"It's strange being in a class taught by a husband and wife," said Graham Anderson '10, a Herald opinions columnist currently enrolled in beginning Swedish. "They sometimes get into small arguments over the material."

Anderson said he would not be devastated if Swedish were not offered next year, but he would be disappointed.

"I don't think it's very becoming of a school to just cancel a language if the instructor retires," he said.

Currently, the Office of International Programs does not require students to have studied Swedish to enroll in the University's program with the University of Stockholm, making it one of only four study abroad programs at Brown without a language requirement.

Though he does not intend to study abroad in Sweden, Anderson, who also knows French and German, said he enjoyed learning another language - especially when the Swedish introductory course did not require more than three class times a week. By contrast, other language classes at Brown meet usually four or fives times a week.

Arnold Weinstein said Brown sends five to 10 students to Stockholm every year.

"Sweden is a fabulous country to study, with a political culture and standard of living that are, to my thinking, quite eye-opening and instructive to Americans, for (the Swedish have) solved a good many of the social problems that are staring us in the face," Arnold Weinstein said.

Margaret Merritt '11, another student in beginning Swedish, said she was excited to take the language this year, especially since she is a quarter Swedish and still has family living in Sweden.

She is considering studying abroad and applying for an internship in the country.

"I am very upset by" the change, she said. "Another student in the class and I are looking into doing a (Group Independent Study Project) for Swedish next year if another professor is not hired," she said.

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No Joke: Flaherty could be top comic – 04.18.08

Providence, Rhode Island—It doesn't take much for Tom Flaherty '08 to start up a conversation with you. The same can be said about him making you laugh.

Flaherty was named the runner-up at RooftopComedy.com's regional competition held in Boston's Comedy Connection comedy club on April 8.

The regional competition consisted of Brown's eight-person team, chosen at a campus competition in March, going head-to-head with Emerson College's comedy team to produce one finalist who would then have a chance at winning one of four national finalist spots.

The regional finalist for the night was Emerson's Jordan Clifford, but Flaherty still has a chance to advance to the national competition in Aspen, Colorado, on May 30-31, if enough people vote for him on the RooftopComedy Web site before Sunday.

"The more people I can make laugh, the better," Flaherty said. "If I could do anything I wanted that would also make me money, it would be comedy."

Flaherty was born in Kingston, England, but considers himself a Hong Kong native. He still sports a British accent, which is something one of the other comedians on Brown's RooftopComedy.com team said helps him out.

"His accent adds an air of novelty to his performance," said Billy Doyle '09, also a member of the Brown Stand-Up Comedy club and the creator of the Facebook event "Vote for Tom for Funniest College Comedian!"

Flaherty started doing stand-up comedy this year when he and a friend decided to audition for the Brown Stand-Up Comedy club.

"Most of my material comes from everyday observations," he said. His comedic style is through storytelling.

But Doyle claims Flaherty's biggest asset as a comedian is his confidence.

"He is someone who is extremely confident performing in front of people," Doyle said.

This confidence transcends into other things he is involved with on campus as well.

"I'm a tour guide and I love it. It's me talking for 50 minutes," Flaherty said.

Though he has a large enough audience on the tours to test out some material, he said he sticks to the usual tour guide jokes instead.

"I keep it clean," he said, explaining how his material can sometimes be rude. "I don't think I'm a mean person, but that's just the kind of comedy I do."

His girlfriend, Zoe Chao '08, said she always asks Tom if she can show her mother video clips of his performances, and the answer is always no for the same reason.

"Sometimes I wonder whether some of his jokes would be funny if he didn't curse as much," she said, trying to imitate his accent.

Flaherty will graduate from Brown having concentrated in religious studies, though he is pre-med. He eventually wants to become a doctor - though he doesn't know what kind - and will be attending medical school in New York City through a program much like the Program in Liberal Medical Education.

"Sometime I joke that I want to be a proctologist," he said, adding that a proctologist is a doctor that studies "assholes."

Flaherty is very chatty, bantering away, so he often talks straight through his jokes, not even realizing he's making them.

"After you meet Tom, it's not a surprise that he does stand-up comedy," Chao said. "He's a natural performer."

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Spanish president, newspaper founder go beyond El Pais - 04.10.08

Providence, Rhode Island—The longest-serving president of Spain, Felipe Gonzalez, and Juan Luis Cebrian, a founder of Spain's most-read newspaper El Pais, spoke of the relevance of Europe and Latin America in an age of globalization in half-full Salomon 101 Tuesday afternoon.

The dialogue, held completely in Spanish, was a continuation of their co-authored book, "El futuro no es lo que era," or "The Future Isn't What It Used to Be," and will serve as a starting point for a sequel.

"This talk will be a bit like presenting a book, before it is actually written," Cebrian joked.

Cebrian said it was first decided to discuss the upcoming book at an American university when an English translation was released of their first book. But the talk served a larger purpose than that, he said.

The dialogue was second in a series of events for an international conference held at Brown from April 9 to 12 to commemorate the bicentennial of the independence of Latin American countries.

The conference is organized by the Brown Transatlantic Project and hosted by the Department of Hispanic Studies.

The dialogue mostly consisted of Cebrian raising topics of discussion and asking for Gonzalez's reply. The first theme Cebrian raised was how Europe and Latin America were both losing relevance in a continually interconnected world.

Gonzalez said the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks both marked the start of the 21st century and the end of Latin America's relevance.

"Latin America lost its significance when those attacks made politicians shift their focus to other parts of the world - a different enemy," Gonzalez said.

"The last time Latin America was really relevant was when the U.S. launched the War on Drugs and when the rest of the world placed a greater emphasis on collective security," Gonzalez said.

"What I want to know is how do we gain back that relevance," he added.

Gonzalez said Europe lost its significance because it fell behind in the technological boom and because it is no longer the go-to country for intervention.

"When Europe stopped being the first security measure, their position diminished exponentially," he said.

Both speakers also spoke on issues of cultural, religious and national identity and how they affect politics, especially in the 20 new European nation-states created in the past 20 years.

Gonzalez said the "postmodernism-identity crisis is a step back" in the political realm.

"These new nation-states all have their own culture, wave their own flags, speak their own language, but they have no real mode of governance," he said.

He did give credit to the nation-states for reinstating true representative democracy again, because all political activity - such as debates amongst candidates - is held at a much more local level.

Gonzalez said this was a rare occurrence in this age of globalization and impressibility, where countries' economies are increasingly dependent on each other.


Cebrian opted to emphasize religious identity and how integration in Europe is gradually affected more by it than cultural differences.

"Do you think it is rational that students in Spanish schools still learn about the Holy Trinity when there are more and more Muslims and other religious affiliations present in Europe?" Cebrian asked Gonzalez.

Gonzalez answered that it was irrational for religion to still be a part of national institutions such as schools, and religion posed a greater threat to the upholding of democratic values and the distribution of "a package of social rights" inherent to every person.

Cebrian agreed there is a definite tension between democratic values and the religious and cultural ones.

Cebrian then shifted the conversation to one of climate change, energy and the state of the environment, which he said "is almost religious" now.

"Is it another leftist movement or is climate change a real threat?" he asked Gonzalez.

Gonzalez responded that like many global threats, it is easy to see how environmental advocacy can be seen as an ideology, but climate change does pose a real and immediate threat.

Their comments on energy soon moved towards a political analysis of the U.S. occupancy in Iraq.

Cebrian asked Gonzalez what difficulties the U.S. would face in trying to remove its troops, to which Gonzalez answered with an anecdote of a phone conversation he had with former President George H.W. Bush the day the Gulf War ended.

This conversation revealed to Gonzalez that the reason the former president did not remove Saddam Hussein was because "there wasn't anyone to replace Saddam with," he said. "The problem in Iraq is that they do not know how to leave or how to stay and maintain stability in the country."

The presidential story prompted Cebrian to ask Gonzalez what he thought about the lack of communication between President George W. Bush, whom he referred to as "the photocopy of Bush," and Spain's current president, who has publicly shown some anti-Americanism sentiments - he was seen remaining in his seat when the American flag was presented at a ceremony, something very rude in their country.

Gonzalez said the current administration has been the most difficult to establish and maintain a relationship with since former President Jimmy Carter was in office.

"I have had positive experiences with everyone who was in office while I served my fourteen years," he said, citing his first incident with former President Ronald Reagan as proof.


"Reagan would always have his note cards that stated all his talking points. At that meeting, he pulled out the red card on me first - Cuba," he said. "Reagan said, 'Gonzalez, how can you maintain a relationship with Castro?' to which I looked him in the eye and asked, 'How can you, the leader of such a democratic country, maintain a healthy relationship with the leader of China, perhaps the most communist country in the world?'"

"Needless to say, he placed the card at the bottom of the stack and left it at that," he said.

The talk gave way to a question-and-answer session, where the audience was able to engage in the dialogue with questions about various topics including China's emerging role in the world and issues of immigration.

Gonzalez answered the latter with his own question, "How is it possible that in a time of such free flow of information, knowledge and money all in the name of the people it serves, the people themselves cannot pass freely to where they so choose?"

"That comment was just amazing," said Associate Director of Admission Mercedes Domenech, who was in attendance. "Gonzalez is such an intelligent human being with such a wide scope of knowledge. Thanks to him, Spain has the international relevance it has now."

Jordi Torres '10, a Spaniard living in the U.S., said he enjoyed the dialogue a lot and described it as "a very candid discussion of very complicated issues that they managed to present well."

"As a Spaniard, it was a unique opportunity to see the man who was so influential in bringing democracy to my country," he said.

Other events in this series include the acclaimed Spanish-writer and current Professor-at-Large Carlos Fuentes, as well as former President of Chile Ricardo Lagos and Mexican writer Elena Poniatowska.

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Regulators criticize warning of nuclear risks – 03.05.08

A report from an office tied to Congress that criticized nuclear security at universities has come under fire from some officials. A spokesman from the Nuclear Regulatory Commissionsaid the Government Accountability Office, which issued the report, "failed to hit the mark" in assessing security risks in campus nuclear reaction centers.

Eliot Brenner, director of public affairs for the NRC, told The Herald that the "lying bastards" at the GAO, Congress's investigative arm, had "written a lot of really good reports over the years."

"But this is not one of them," he said.

The Jan. 31 report found that the NRC failed to increase security regulations for the 27 college and university nuclear reactors it currently oversees following the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. The GAO said that the fuel from reactors could be used by terrorists to create nuclear weapons or, if accidentally leaked, could harm citizens in the surrounding area.

GAO officials could not be reached for comment for this article.

Some institutions that house reactors include the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, the University of California at Irvine and at Davis as well as the University of Rhode Island's Narragansett Bay campus, about 30 miles south of Brown's campus.

The report recommends reassessing evacuation plans and police response in case of emergency, but Brenner and NRC spokesman Scott Brunell both said the validity of the report was questionable at best.

"They cited a document by the Idaho National Laboratory, even after the INL told them it had not been reviewed properly," Brenner said.

The INL letter, included in the report, warned that citing the document would "detract from the technical credibility from the GAO report" and urged the GAO not to use the document.

"What part of 'no' don't they understand?" Brunell asked.

The GAO report was a response to the findings of 10 Carnegie Fellows working at ABC News. The fellows investigated security at 25 colleges and universities and found"gaping security holes," most noticeably at UC Irvine.

In their Oct. 13 article, the fellows reported finding the door leading to the 250-kilowatt nuclear reactor propped open with a book - an out-of-print text called "The Dancing Bees."

They found the facility in the basement of the chemistry building with no real security measures to stop them from viewing the pool-like reactor.

The reactor at UC Irvine has been in operation since 1969, George Miller, the director of the facility and reactor supervisor, said in an interview. In its time, it has served in analyzing the bullets used in the assassination of President Kennedy, as well as other research ventures, he said.

Miller said the reactor poses no real threat to students.

"Students are much more likely to be shot on campus than (harmed) by a terrorist accessing the reactor," he said, noting that he has been there since 1969 and had never heard of a security breach.

When asked of security measures taken by the center, Miller said he could not disclose such information.

"I'm not allowed to say that after 9/11," he said.

Terry Tehan, director of the University of Rhode Island's nuclear reaction center, said a Providence SWAT team would respond immediately in case of emergency. But he said such an incident is very unlikely.

"A terrorist is going to go for a place with more exposure so that they get more media attention," Tehan said. "The center is just so small and so well protected, I can't see anyone wanting to go in there."

The 40-year-old reactor is housed in what used to be a fort and is located next to campus police.

Only pre-screened graduate students and professors have access to the facility, Tehan said.

When asked about the GAO report, Tehan described it as unfair.

"There are many different types of reactors," he said. "You can't review the little guys with the big guys."

More money spent on security means less money spent on research, Tehan said. "What's the point of having a secure facility if we can't use it?"

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Comedy Competition Comes to Brown – 03.05.08

Providence, Rhode Island—What do an Indian boy from Texas who goes by "G. Chocolate" and the Pope have in common?

Both earned a spot on the eight-person team representing Brown for RooftopComedy.com's first annual National College Comedy Competition. Voting for the team was held last night in Salomon 001 after 10 contestants - including Chocolate, or Gaurab Chakrabarti '10, and the Brown Stand-Up Comedy club's "Pope" Adam Suzan '08 - gave the audience a taste of their stand-up talent.

Created in 2005 by a group of "die-hard comedy devotees who were sick of working for the man," RooftopComedy.com is based in San Francisco and serves as an online comedy channel featuring stand-up comedy video clips, according to their Web site. Their 2008 National College Competition starts off with on-campus contests held at 32 campuses across the country. Video clips of 16 regional winners will be featured online, and the four most popular comedians from the site will be chosen to compete at the national competition held in Aspen, Colo., on Memorial Day weekend for a $1,500 cash prize, according to the site.

"The competition serves as a platform for students to showcase their comedic talent," said Jennifer Stokes, a RooftopComedy.com spokeswoman.

Stokes was contacted by Suzan in early January to make sure Brown was one of the schools competing. Stokes said that she loves visiting the range of college campuses because "each school in the competition is unique."

The third comedian of the night, David Grabiner '05 GS, told the audience he once read "parents hoping for a comatose daughter" on the bottom of the television screen while watching the news.

"Well, that's setting the bar pretty low, right?" he asked. "Who wants a daughter anyway?"

Another comedian, Tom Flaherty '08, joked about his housing experience in Sigma Chi, on the third floor of Olney House, last year.

"There was this disabled bathroom on the floor, but the building didn't have disabled access. I always thought to myself, 'If a disabled person can get there, you don't need that bathroom,'" Flaherty said. "You can shit anywhere."

Grabiner will join Flaherty, Chakrabarti, Suzan, Billy Doyle '09, James Belarde '10, Herald comic artist Dustin Foley '09 and Herald copy editor Alex Rosenberg '11, to make up the Brown comedy team.

The Brown team will compete against the team from Emerson College on April 8 in Boston. RooftopComedy.com will provide free transportation for all Brown students who sign-up through the Web site, Stokes said.

The host for last night's event was RooftopComedy.com comedian Lamar Williams. He started off the night with a stand-up routine and continued to interject jokes between the acts of Brown comedians.

"Old people are liars. They always exaggerate their stories," he said. Lamar cited an episode with his grandmother where she "lied" about kicking someone for a nickel in her youth. He said he didn't believe his grandmother was strong enough to kick someone for a nickel when she couldn't even open a jar of mayonnaise.

"Yeah, I carry a can of mayo just in case an old person ever wants to lie to me," he joked.

Ben Hagur, another RooftopComedy.com comedian, was also featured in the contest. One of his jokes referred to his godson's favorite juice, Capri Sun.

"The back of the box says Capri Sun is delicious, exciting and fun, but have you ever tried to get the straw in one of those? It's not fun. I can never find the hole," Hagur said. "I kept having flashbacks to my senior prom."

David Dean '11 was pressured into attending by his friend and comedian Flaherty, he said. Dean said he left the contest "loving it," though the competition was the first comedy show he'd seen at Brown.

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